Screamapillar on 02 December 2014
Wii U's gotta crack 250k, otherwise it's just not good for Nintendo. Not when Mario Kart AND Smash are both on the market.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
