Why do they always make Kirby look so angry in American box arts?

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Words Of Wisdom said:

I think the real question is why do they make him so happy in the Japanese art?

His home is repeatedly being invaded, his food stolen, his friends kidnapped or killed, and there are monsters roaming all over his land trying to kill him.  Why in the @#%% would anyone be happy in times like those?

I think the Japanese Kirby is on drugs.

You are indeed an insightful person.
I applaud you for catching on as far as you did.
You are worthy of the truth.
I was like you before, I've always thought that happy kirby was unnatural.
So I digged for the truth.
And the truth is much more vile than simple drugs .
Happy kirby is actually *dun* *dun* *dun* poring in disguise!
Yes, poring. In disguise. yes, gasp, I know how you feel.
You know how the wretched things just smile no matter how much you beat them.
It is all a part of their master plan of World Domination.
Dont worry though, I have discovered their next move.

Looks like any Mario picture, but please direct your attention to his skin tone.
Do you see it? It is pink, Mario does not have pink skin!

Now that I have given myself away, they will come for me.
But even if they dispose of me, my discoveries, my knowledge, my DREAM will live on with you.
Godspeed WoW, godspeed.