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I loved Metroid when I was 3. I hate it now. I have no idea why. I mean, I respect it and love the sequels, but it hurts me to play through the original again. I tried it about 2 years back and went all the way through. It was bad, but not 1% as bad as playing through the original Dragon Warrior all over again. I fucking hate slimes now.

I still love the music, and still love the Game Boy and SNES sequels though.

Congrats, from a grumpy old dinosaur.