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VXIII said:

"In a holiday season rife with games that are riddled by bugs and glitches of all sorts, it’s beyond refreshing to know that I can sit down and repeatedly wail on Mario or pummel Samus into submission to my heart’s content in lag-free glory."

Pummel Samus into submission?!?! Patriarchy joke incoming.