Nintendo Just Insulted the Entire Video Game Industry

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d21lewis said:
In school, there was this nerdy kid name...uh....Flewis. He said something like "I hear his mom was a dentist." No ill intentions, mind you. Anyway, some other kid was bored and went up to the kid whose mom was a dentist (We'll call him "Darren") and said, "Flewis is talking about your mama!"

Darren was pretty stupid. Quick to jump to a conclusion without really making any attempt to find context. He felt that his beloved mother was under attack and he had to defend her honor. He walked right up to Flewis and punched him in the dick.

The whole thing could have been avoided. Anyway, the story has a happy ending. Flewis's penis grew like two times the size of the average penis and girls loved him and he owned all of the consoles and he hung out with Batman. Darren died from butt cancer.


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