Get them doom news presses churning!
"Ubisoft drops last Wii U support after abysmal W_D sales!"
"Ubisofts Yves Guillemot was quoted for saying he is disapointed in Wii U sales after months of extra hard work." and "Why you no support me Wii U owners?" and "We were expecting 4 millions sales from this with the exquisite work of our so very talented people. We put our heart and soul in this. People not paying $60 for this ultimate version proves Wii U players don't play mature games."