Kirby isn't gay. He's flat down there, and reproduces asexually. There is no way he can be gay.
I mean, his girlfriend is Jiggilypuff, who is a GIRL, in my fantasty that's his girlfriend at least, but in the book, it says Jiggily the pokemon is a girl and she and kirby are obviously the same species, and obviously get it on, come on guys!
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.







