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Wii has life problems and is unable to get any good 3rd party support.

Xbox is can be so hot that she buys 3 red rings and goes away for 3-4 weeks unless you use a towel on her.

PS3 girl owns a ray gun that shoots blu colored lazers and has her own home(beta).

Thats right folks....I just went there.



Getting an XBOX One for me is like being in a bad relationship but staying together because we have kids. XBone we have 20000+ achievement points, 2+ years of XBL Gold and 20000+ MS points. I think its best we stay together if only for the MS points.

Nintendo Treehouse is what happens when a publisher is confident and proud of its games and doesn't need to show CGI lies for five minutes.

-Jim Sterling