amp316 on 10 October 2014
I have some suggestions for making perfectly unbiased reviews. First, you find someone highly skilled in writing. Next, you give them a lobotomy. After that, you lock them in a bomb shelter for a few months with no electronics of any kind. Only enough peanut butter and celery sticks to live on. Then, and only then, you send in a gaming system and the game that they are to review. Rinse, lather, and repeat.
Lobotomy + Bomb Shelter + Peanut Butter and Celery Sticks = Perfectly Unbiased Review
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