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My partner gave birth today. I am officially a Dad, and I guess, a responsible adult.

Weirdest fucking feeling, but one I definitely recommend.

People my son (it'll be a good few days before saying that feels normal) shares a birthday with: Bam Margera, Dita Von Teese and Brigette Bardot

Why couldn't he have held on  12 hours? Could have been in much better company: Caravaggio, Cervantes and Fermi (and Berlosconi too but shh)