So when a flamboyant, over-the-top fighting game sold only by the power of wank is ported to an anemic next-gen console the reviewer broke down crying because a few visual effects were turned down. I'm shocked the Wii U is so horribly underpowered and that Bayonetta's original code was so horribly optimized from putting too many effects in to begin with. SHOCKED I TELL YOU.
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