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  • Never use the same usernames across the internet
  • Avoid telling her your password
  • Always use incognito mode on your browser. 
  • If possible, don't even go to the internet when she is there. 

If you follow these tips, you will not be like me and have a overly attached girlfriend! 

TLDR; This is a joke thread.