Gilgamesh on 06 September 2014
| Slarvax said: Nice thread idea. Sadly, many of the new users are fairly young (AKA I don't have a beard and hate you!) Do beards give you powers and girls get horny around them, as the legend says!? |
You'd be surprised how many women just run there hands through my beard. I feel like a dog getting that itch scratched by your owner, pure bliss.







