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Slarvax said:
Nice thread idea. Sadly, many of the new users are fairly young (AKA I don't have a beard and hate you!) Do beards give you powers and girls get horny around them, as the legend says!?

You'd be surprised how many women just run there hands through my beard. I feel like a dog getting that itch scratched by your owner, pure bliss.