I'm sick of April Fools Day threads

[Rugger08]

Here is a list of all of the stupid claims people have made today with links to article:

Sony Buys Epic and Bungie

New Zelda Game announced for 2009 Release

Sega Reenters Console War

Nintendo will go bankrupt by 2011

Samus and Link confirmed in next Mario Kart

Square Enix announces FF13 spin off for Wii

Goldeneye to be rereleased this summer

Kingdom Hearts III is Wii exclusive (I wish this one was true)

Take Two accepts EA buyout

Blizzard announces World of Warcraft 2

Blizzard announces World of Warcraft: Molten Core for console

Nintendo announces Wii hard drive

Legend of Zelda Movie Announced

LoZ: Hyrule Collection for Wii slated Nov '08 release

Virtual Boy confirmed for Virtual Console

Sony Announces $150 No Blu-ray PS3