| spurgeonryan said: In honor of Weird Als new CD, I thought we would make a list of our day to day problems.
1. Slow internet. 2. The clear coat I have on my manicure comes off with in a day. 3. I worry about eating too much, and drinking too much soda. 4. A new Dentist not having massage tables while you get your teeth checked. 5. AC getting too cold in car or house. 6. Can't find anything to watch on TV. 7. Out of bottled water so I have to drink fresh filtered drinking water from the faucet. 7. No midgets to stand on ......never mind...that is not one. 8. I have to drive at least ten minutes to get my cats nails clipped. 9. We had a taco stand come to my house for my nieces birthday, some of the food was way too hot! 10. My socks get dirty sometimes when walkling on my wood floors. |
Where's the contrast with third-world problems?
1. The crops are growing too slow, now you are going to starve.
2. Part of your fingernail came off.
3. You have nothing to eat.
4. You have cavities on all of your teeth.
5. The night is freezing cold and your roof is leaking.
6. Your only entertainment is rocks.
7. The river is drying up.
8. You have to walk half a day to get to the market.
9. Again you have nothing to eat.
10. The rocks are really cutting into your feet.
