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Mr Khan said:
cheshirescat said:
Nintendo securing Bayonetta 2 and Devil's Third reminds me a lot of when they got No More Heroes and Mad World on the wii. Sort of trying to expand the demographics, except these games are sort of the hormone addled twelve year old's idea of mature (I am glad that the op put mature in quotations) and won't go far in changing anyone's preconceived ideas of nintendo. I'm sure that comes off harsh but I don't mean it to be, I rather enjoyed no more heroes and mad world, though bayo wasn't my cup of tea; I don't mean to imply that they lack merit, besides the real difficulty is more that the audience they attract is very niche and their overall impact on the wii u's success will be minimal.

It's the hormone-addled twelve year olds that are the backbone of most of the "mature" games anyway. Platinum's sense of style tends to double-cross that line to reach back to a more mature audience.

That'd be fun to see.

"Hey dad I want this game."

"What is it?"

"Bayonetta for the Xbox."

"But you're 12!"

"But my friends have it!"

"Fine..."

"F**k yeah!"

When he gets the game...

"Boner achieve- Wait I died! Looks like I'll have to actually play the game so I can get to some good cutscenes."

1 hour later

"Don't you think he's too young to play that? Plus, he's been in there for an hour..."

"Nah. He's just exploring his sexuality."

Meanwhile

"Man, I love this game! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile again

"I wonder how It's like to walk in on your son masturbating... Welp, here goes nohin'. HEY SON HOW IS YOUR GA- Wait... what the hell?"

"Oh yeah! That combo is so badass!!!!!"

"B-but..."

The End