Online petition asks Nintendo to change Link to a young black female in the next Zelda Wii U game

[cheshirescat]

Young black female is not nearly progressive enough, what is this 1996? It should be a half Thai, half black, albino, little person transexual that was a child sex slave who wound up sold to a militant Gerudo splinter faction as a child soldier when (s)he got to old for their owner.