darkknightkryta said:
Clyde32 said:
darkknightkryta said:
sundin13 said:
darkknightkryta said:
You can tell in "her" eyes after she lets go of the bow. I personally hope it's Zelda. I think it's time she got off her ass and started helping (Except that one time in Twilight Princess) |
And OoT, SS and WW...Zelda is actually pretty useful when you boil it all down
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She did jack all in both Ocarina of Time and Skyward Sword. Ocarina of Time: Hey Link, learn this song, it'll help you get into temples to get stuff you don't need. In Skyward Sword: Hey Link, I'm running around learning songs to... resurrect Gannon (Whatever his first form was called). Didn't finish Wind Waker to comment.
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Ocarina of time: Hey Link, here are some songs that will make your life so easy and you can travel all across hyrule with a blink of an eye. Link I'll hold Ganon down while you deliver the final strike. Link I'll use the sages power to seal Ganon
Skyward Sword: Hey Link I'm going to strengthen the seal so Demise doesn't come back.
Wind Waker: Hey Link, Ganon got your arm? I'll get you out of there!
I don't think you've played these games...
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I played them well believe it or not. I was exagerating and taking pot shots. Zelda makes Link run through these errands for very little returns. Point I was trying to make is; for Zelda to get off her ass and go get the stuff her self. Poor Link, running into Valcanos and what not, you think Zelda ever puts out? "Oh Link good job, you can go back to the forest now". She's what I call a "hoe" makes a man do all that crap. I think the first thing that should happen in the next Zelda game is Link saying "No!"
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Lol! (no I do not condone these statements, but they made me laugh and are somewhat, ironically, feminist when you think about it).
