Why Assassin’s Creed: Unity’s has no playable women?

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Player2 said:

bananaking21 said:

Burek said:

bananaking21 said:

Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
Cause Ubisoft never gets laid due to their Delays

there name is ubisoft, not being able to get hard is a deal break with the ladies. 

Now, imagine poor Microsoft

well bill gates, steve ballmer and don matrick cetainly didnt look like playboys. 

Don Mattrick tried leaving the company, but his Zynga has shrunk quite a bit lately.