It truly is amazing how many people in this thread cannot detect sarcasm and general chicanery. NJ OP even if it goes over most people's heads.
http://www.youtube.com/v/AoOOpLpcF28 http://www.youtube.com/v/CphFZGH5030
All Hail the Jester King. The King is back, and I am still a dirty girl prof ;)