Polygon: As Nintendo grows desperate, the chances your dreams will come true increase

[Mr Khan]

noname2200 said:

gamemaster4747 said:
I think Wii U has a chance at decent success, but they MUST CUT THE PRICE BY 100 dollars now and be more humble. They should then beg forgiveness of third party developers and pay out for exclusives.

Don't forget the part about giving the media blowjobs on demand.

But only if it's Don Bongo giving 'em out.