Mario Kart 8 Lacks Racial Diversity Says Reviewer (Update)

[TheLastStarFighter]

RolStoppable said:
As a racist, I am happy with the cast. However, Nintendo could put in a Goomba to satisfy the Afro-American audience. Problem is that Goombas have no arms, so how are they supposed to steer?

This gets my vote for post of the month.