Join me in Pre-ordering Wii U games without ever picking them up- Save Nintendo step 2!

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This was a hilarious read, thanks Spurge!
Reminds me of a story where this annoying Gamestop employee kept asking me if I wanted to pre-order games (back in 2011). I pre-ordered a bunch of games from that November craze and beyond. I told the guy, "I left my wallet in the car," and then drove off without ever going back in there.