Pfft, you would say that since your threads just aren't as good as WessleWoggle's! Here's a list of his threads to show that he is vastly superior than any list of threads you could muster up!
- I have liver cancer!
- Someone talk to me I'm lonely
- I wiped too hard a drew blood
- I'm high on ecstacy
- I am the Buddha Maitreya
- You're all emos
- Doing acid
- I'm scared of AIDS
- Cousix Sex?
- Hot Peppers and Beer
And many many more. This is concrete proof that Wessle is better than Jay!*
*That was painful to type... 








