Mario Kart 8's Fatal Flaw

[Jizz_Beard_thePirate]

Einsam_Delphin said:

Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:

Is that the official box art? Cause if you google it, its blue?

Oh wait, nvm, the red is NA exclusive... Once again NoA fails to realize how to sell something T_T
Heck, EU gets the god damn blue turtle shell thing with theirs too, sigh, looks like its time for me to club some baby seals to get my anger out T_T (jk)

So NoA is responsible for this tragedy? No surprise there. Reggie's body clearly isn't ready to sell product!

Sighhh, its basically like:

NoE: Man, the wiiU sales are down and we need something to boost the sales! I have an idea, lets give the fans a limited edition spiky blue turtle shell with MK8! That should make our fans happy!

NoA: Oh man, did you hear what NoE is doing to sell more wiiU units? Yea, thats crazy right! But I know something better that will sell more units and make our fans love us even more! Instead of making the box blue, lets put the color red instead! Yea, what a great idea! Who needs turtle shells when you can just change the color of the box? Soo innovative! Our fans will love it for sure!

Thats basically the logic behind NoE and NoA... Sigh... As I die a little on the inside