SNES - Starfox (Holy crap this is epic!)
Megadrive - Sonic the Hedgehog (Why do you go so fast you can't even see what's coming?)
PS1 - Croc: Legend of the Gobbos (Wow, it looks and sounds so beautiful!)
Saturn - Panzer Dragoon (Fantasy Starfox, cool!)
N64 - Lylat Wars (It looks so real!)
Dreamcast - Shenmue (Who the hell dubbed this, a bunch of stoned teenagers?)
PS2 - [Can't remember]
Gamecube - Rogue Squadron II (This is like movie graphics!)
Xbox - Jedi Starfighter (Why doesn't it look as good as Rogue Squadron if Xbox is more powerful?)
360 - Halo 3 (Hmmm, not that different from Halo 2...)
Wii - Wii Sports (Now THIS is next gen!)
PS3 - COD MW2 (Did Michael Bay direct this game?)
Wii U - COD BO2 (Finally, the franchise does something new! Also, pointer controls + modern graphics = awesomesauce)
Xbone - Forza 5 (Not a bad way to kill some time at EB games waiting for a date)
PS4 - Killzone Shadowfall (I can't remember another shooter where I spend less time actually shooting things)
