3DS: Good paper weight, and it's quite durable.
Score as a paper weight: 7.5/10
Wii U: Too big to use as a paper weight, the one thing that is cool about it is the browser though, it works pretty good.
Score as a paper weight: 1/10
Score as an alternate browser: 7/10
"I've Underestimated the Horse Power from Mario Kart 8, I'll Never Doubt the WiiU's Engine Again"