A new generation of gaming is about to begin.
Gamers from all around the globe are lined up at various retailers, the world over, the queuing of people stretched for miles, the atmosphere is electric with anticipation.
The dawn of a new era of gaming is upon us, the PC is launching, undoubtedly the most powerfull platform that we have ever had in our hot sweaty hands.
And here is what you need to know.
Compared to it's closest highest-performing competitor, the Mahogany Station, the PC offers well in excess of 10x the performance, that's some serious pixel collider action hitting your retina's right there folks'.
It simply cannot and will not be matched.
Real life Pixel Collider:
Mahogany Station:
The PC features such hardware as:
Up-to 64Gb of System Ram. - That's enough memory to relieve everyone of dementia, the world over!
Up-to four Radeon R9 290X's. - That's in excess of 22 Teraflops of pixel pushing power!
Up-to a 5ghz 8-core processor. - It can read minds!
Drive Space counting into the Petabytes. - You heard that, Petabytes, That's allot of Word documents!
Upto Six, 4k displays for a total of 12,000 x 4,000 resolution. - That puts anything else to shame.
It also supports the Keyboard and Mouse as expected for precision controlling. - Nothing else exists does it?
Also supports Load Balanced twin 1 Terabit fibre cable. (Only available in certain locations* extra hardware may be required.)
The cases style...You have a plethora of choices, like hot pink with frilly bits? Then just like some of the more dubious of women... You shall have it, whatever you want.
It's yours.
The PC has also been what seems like, in development for decades, backwards compatability with all software that has come before it is pretty much guarenteed.
It is also so incredibly forward-thinking that it will remain compatible with all software that comes after it, that's right. - Just drop in a new graphics card and you are set for years.
Many are already declaring that the PC is the only gaming system they will ever need... And with darn good reason too, it just does everything, even feed your cat and walk your dog and even check in on your grandmothers health.
And only for a low price of $10,000, even my pet cat's best friends pet poodle's wife's can afford that.
In wake of this new launch, Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo are said to be readying new consoles in order to compete, named the Xbox One, Playstation 4 and Wii U, however early reports show that, even with all systems combined, they aren't even 1/5th as powerfull, they also don't come in pink. - They should be shamed for that alone.
Sorry, had to really rub in the satire. :D
--::{PC Gaming Master Race}::--
