Thousands sign WhiteHouse.gov petition for Alaska to secede -- to Russia

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Ka-pi96 said:
Why would anyone from Alaska possibly want to be part of Russia? Crazy, will never happen.

Judging from the... special grammar in the original petition and the amount of Cyrillic letters in the signatures, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess the signatories are mostly not Alaskans.