Anyone have a "WiiU Gamepad Not Connected" issue with their WiiU?

[J_Allard]

So I tried moving it to a new room and everything, no dice. Called Nintendo, some lady walked me through resyncing the console, doing all the shit I said I'd already done. Gonna ship it back to them. It's only about 3 months old so I guess the repair is free unless they find some physical defect.