pokoko on 17 March 2014
Be in denial all you want, people. This year is officially riding on Yoshi's shoulders. It's gonna be his little green ass held to the fire when things fail to pick up. He's gonna be the goat-lizard. You won't see a popular character until things improve.
I can't wait to read Iwata's comments in next year's earnings report. "Yeah, this is all Yoshi's fault. We gave the bastard a chance but he let us down. He won't be in another game until the Wii U2 is released. He screws up again and he's finished in this damn industry!" (Iwata makes throat-cutting gesture)
