Why Microsoft has no chance of being number 1

[Alby_da_Wolf]

Dr.Henry_Killinger said:

Alby_da_Wolf said:

jigokutamago said:
Probably because of Japan.

Yep, in fact Ballmer asked twice to nuke it again, but the first time Bush Jr almost choked on his pretzels, the second, Obama was more open to the idea, but after conferring with Michelle and Hillary, he came back disconsolate, opening his arms and told him: "Sorry, we can't".

Lucidium would be quite cross if Ballmer nuked Japan.

Poor Lucidium, let's just hope it be fast and painless!