pokoko on 05 March 2014
Meanwhile, at Nintendo HQ, Yoshi is cowering in a corner, petrified at the thought of "Year of Yoshi".
In another part of the complex, Luigi is partaking of his last cigarette. Iwata stands ready with the firing squad, having firmly planted the blame for the Wii U's struggles on the green-tinted plumber.
The guns roar and Yoshi whimpers quietly.
