Maybe she was programmed by Nintendo to love him against her will like some kind of Nintendo hero loving love slave… Maybe Mario and Nintendo are in on something illegal… And Bowser knows about it and is actually trying to save her and all this time we’ve been playing as the… VILLAIN *queue the evil music!
Maybe fanboys are victims of the same evil brain washing plot!
Keep it real guys, dont hate mario, hate the player
Currently playing:
Geometry Wars galaxies, Animal Crossing wild world, Pangya swing with style, SSX Blur







