By the way, Curt Schillings Studio "38 Studios" wins the lifetime award for "making things sound worse than they are" for the headline:
"38 Studios closing down"
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’







