Mario Kart 8 will be the worst-selling Mario Kart ever. UPDATE: Nope, my prediction was wrong.

[Kongfucius]

Wright said:

Kongfucius said:

Wright said:

Kongfucius said:

Wright said:

I have what you could call, male intuition.

Does this mean your penis is talking to you?

I have no sex, though. But I'm half male and half female.

Cool.

(How do you pee?)

I have no need for such humane, futile tasks.

 

Through the ass.

Nice, but isn't aiming a problem?