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IS WARIO SPEAKING GERMAN? OR IS HE GERMAN?





Hey Guys!
Do you remember the debate about whether or not Wario in MarioKart64 speaks German?

                    
Alot of people especially Germans thought he said "So ein Mist" which roughly translates to "Darn it/Shit"
Since mishearing lyrics is a common phenomenon it was just normal for most people not having much contact with German to assume he says "D'oh I missed" and to think Germans were the ones mishearing what Wario says.

But "D'oh I missed" does not make any sense especially when you are fluent in German. Why?


#1 Because Wario clearly has an "N" right after the "I" and before the "missed"

"D'oh Ine missed" does not make any sense  but "So ein Mist" totally does.
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#2 The reason for the "So" to sound almost like a "D'oh" is because of the bad N64 audio quality/sample rate and the "so" being at the beginning of the audio file.

Alot of compression automatically cuts frequencies thats also why people on a phone sound like shit.

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Audience:"But the S in "mist/missed" sounds totally normal why would the S in "so" sound different? You are talking nonsesnse here!"


Great question! Which brings me to
#3 German has several ways to pronounce the S. This is what English speakers always forget.

Most people think every S is the sam. Be it "Sandra" or "socks" and therefore their conclusion is:
"it makes no sense that "MIST" sounds like an S but "SO" does not therefore it is "D'oh I missed" what else would it be?

Right the S in mist/missed is the typical English sounding S yes
BUT
as soon as a word starts with S in German it has a completely different pronounciation.

Here the proof:
Video starts at 1:29 watch until 2:05


Sandra, Sohn (German for son), Sonne (sun) Sand (sand) all have a so called SOFT S compared to the so called SHARP S in  "mist" and almost all if not all English words with an S.

We found out Wario's  "SO" has a soft S which can be misheard as a D
(like Germans keep ignoring that TH is not S like in SunderStorm vs Thunderstorm. Thanks stupid German newspaper trying to teach Germans how to talk to Americans after WW2!!!! Its all your fault!)
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Audience: "Sounds legit but I am not convinced. Is there more proof behind your theory?"

Of course there is!

#4 Wario in MarioKart 64 has two different voice actors!


Charles Martinet                                      Thomas Spindler

AND
Famous for voicing Mario etc.                       German
translator working at NIntendo Germany


Watch these two Videos! You hear Charles Martinet followed by German Thomas Spindler




I've always wondered why the "So ein Mist" sounds different. Now I know. It was a different voice.
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#5 The German language is pretty popular in Japan....

Chaos Legion with it's protagonist                  Squaresoft's  EHRGEIZ            
SIEG WAHRHEIT.                                                 

     
Or several Animes like Neon Genesis Evangelion.


...so having a German add a German sentence just for the fun of it suddenly does not seem so strange anymore right?


What do you guys think? I bet you think...


...that German has different ways to pronounce S  

AM I RITE?

Thanks for reading!