what antivirus is on your system?

[mysteryman]

vivster said:

mysteryman said:

vivster said:

aviggo77 said:

vivster said:
None. That's why I have no viruses.

how do u know dat u have no virus?

If a virus falls in the woods and there is no antivirus program to detect it, was there really a virus?

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That's just silly. Woods come pre-installed with Norton, and there's no way to truly delete it.

I thought Norton died in that other virus infested forest.

The new woods are all fresh installs.

Norton never dies, it just lays dormant in the registry, waiting for the forest to grow anew.

Fresh installs are a lie, Norton finds a way. It always does.