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d21lewis said:
ganoncrotch said:
oldschoolfool said:
ganoncrotch said:
it's 12s.... there is no gritty shoot up by Red Foreman scene... did I mention it's 12s? If you liked the original just go rewatch that instead lol, it's up on netflix now and it's still glorious 18s :D old ED209s stop motion is a bit wank tho.


I own the orginal on blue-ray.


The remake will make you mad more than anything else really then, I don't know how to explain just how stupid some portions of it are, maybe the easiest way is just to describe how he ends up being a candidate for being made into Robocop is....

A car bomb which blows up in his face only leaving his face perfectly unscared.

Really if you love the old you will hate the remake.


That was shown in like the first trailer, I think.  What I want to know is why he has a human hand.  Seems like it would be a weakness.  If he had to lift a car or something wouldn't the human hand just break off?  Probably still good for spanking it, though....



Even a cyborg needs to jerk off and thats not possible with a cold metal hand.