The heterosexual question.

[Zappykins]

Story Time!

This sort of happened to a friend of mine.  She was dating this guy and pestered him into proposing marriage.  She was in a huge rush, and wanted to marry on the anniversary of their first date.  She was also desperate to have kids - and offered to have them for me and my boyfriend (which was a totally weird conversation that came out of nowhere.)

I like him ok, and I was one of the few of her friends that he actually liked, but felt something was amiss.  One day I pulled her alone, and said, "There is something he is hiding from you.  You don't need to rush to get married, why don't you keep dating for a while?"  Well, that didn't go over so well, but I think it's what you should do as a true friend.  Turns out a couple of other friends did similar things but for different reasons (like what I learned was his violent/rage temper.)

Anyway, they got married and she was kinda nasty homophobic to me.  I wasn't allowed to bring the person I was dating, but a mutual friend was allowed to bring here date, even though I had been dating longer.  It ended up being rather hurtful and mean on her part and eventually led to the end of our friendship (along with a bunch of other things.)

So I lost touch with her.  A friend send me something a while ago, and well, turns out he was hiding something rather big.  He didn’t want to be a he, and is now a she.  My friend is not a lesbian.  So I’m not sure how they are working it out as they have two kids.

TL/DR: Girl marry guys.  Girl isn’t very attractive (inside or out), guy get’s penis removed so he never has to stick it in her again.