Porcupine_I on 10 February 2014
When i was in the USA on vacation i told a little boy that we recently shot down a UFO in my country.
And he was like: "Really?"
And i was like: "Nah, i'm just kidding, it wasn't really a alien spaceship, ist was just some guy in a red suit riding through the air in a sleigh"
And then he started crying
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
