Jumpin said:
iOS.
I have to admit, I really look down on Android users; they're typically out of shape, lower social class, lower intelligence, and a foolish type of people. Social parasites if you will. Not the type of people any one of the VPs in my circle would be caught in association with under any circumstances... Except maybe secretaries and cleaning ladies, I can see them with Android phones.
iPhone projects the type of person I am. It's the same reason I drive a BMW, wouldn't be caught in public without a designer suits, unless it's at the spa of course! Having an iPhone is like having an excellent hair cut instead of a cheap buzz cut. It's fine champagne instead of cheap beer. It projects success!
I could go on, but I have a reservation for 1:30 pm at a new premium sushi place that I have been dying to try out. Ta-ta!
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I just hope that you are being sarcastic and ironical..
