Yeah... It's a nice thought. I'll believe it when I see it. I think a lot of this is based on Nintendo flawlessly executing everything they've set out to do. Doesn't usually happen that way in reality, though. Wasn't Wii U supposed to be the world's first home console that was equally satisfying to both casual and hardcore gamers? How is that vision working out?

The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.








