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padib said:
burninmylight said:
naruball said:
VitroBahllee said:

It really doesn't seem like a Nintendo-fan perspective to me. More of a joke that you are determined not to find funny.

And your community season 6 signature can never come true now because Glover is leaving the show.


Ok, let's see:

1. This is clearly about wiiu vs vita and vita owners pointing out how digital sales on the psvita must be higher than on wiiu. Ninty fans' argument is always "but wiiu has digital games too". NINTY

2. This is contantly brought up when people make 15 (or 20, depends)-best-selling-games-ever threads and brag how Ninty dominates them. Then people respond, "but they were bundles", and people start fighting. NINTY

3. Could go either way (but I believe it's based on the latest wiiu software overtaking vita software sales)

4. This is clearly about developers arguing that wiiu is great and anonymous sources pointing out the problems they faced by making games on wiiu. NINTY

5. Ps3, ps2 beating other consoles or on track to, when it's more important how much profit you've made. Clearly about wii and nds profits. NINTY.

6. Everyone here is a tech expert who must correct the other tech experts on their spreading of misinformation. It's perfectly OK to derail any thread in order to do this. Every tech expert is also a DBZ expert (many of us are Toonami kids). General point

About Community, they're doing fine without Chevy Chase, they'll be fine without Glover (though it hurts me as a fan :(  )

As for it being a joke thread, I believe  that the OP's serious response to Joe shows just how much of a joke it is (i.e. he provides a proper argument).

OK everyone, let's establish some context. Naruball is calling this witchhunt and trying to get the FCC to shut this thread down because of my posts in a seperate thread. These are my two posts:

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=5991711

In this one, I basically said whoopty-freakin'-do to the Wii U's "triumph" over the Vita. You can really see my burning vigor and enthusiasm. I'm all like William Wallace in Braveheart times 10 up in there. It must be because the diss I had for the Vita (Vitamax) is obviously more clever than the one I had for Wii U (Wii O U). I should have known that would never get past such fervent young watchdogs.

And this post here is the real culprit:

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=5991734

That's where I suddenly got the bright idea to make this thread. But because it started in a Wii U vs. Vita thread, clearly this whole thing is just a subtle scheme to get you all to hate Sony and love Ninty! It's nothing more than propoganda! The jig is up, and I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

Well you've proven I'm a irredeemable, blackhearted Wii U fanboy who would just as soon pickpocket the Vita while your head is turned and stick a 2DS in its place, but let me make my case anyway. In America, the justice system owes it to us to pretend we have the right to a fair trial.

1. That actually goes for every modern console. I've been saying and saying for a while now that every sales discussion must come with an asterisk because we can't track digital sales. You can actually find that in my post history. Can you find a post where I diss Vita sales? If you can, I'll request a permaban immediately. I'd also like to see a thread where Wii U fans are arguing against Vita fans over digital sales.

2. People argue over bundles for every console. Go find a thread on Playstation All Stars: Battle Royale.

3.  "Yes, goes for both fanbases." So you don't think Microsoft has a fanbase. I'll keep that in mind when I read your posts from now on.

4. Or about Sony's DRM plans for the PS4 before Microsoft's E3 disaster? That came from an anonymous source who claimed to be an insider. What about the rumors that Samsung tried to buy Sony's gaming division? Another anonymous source that is definitely credible. What about the one regarding Microsof- oh wait, you don't acknowledge Microsoft.

5. Yep, it's clearly about survivability: some of us are more concerned about a healthy and competitive industry that would benefit everyone than "one company to rule them all!" Don't know where you get me saying anything about the PS2, though. Sony made Scrooge McDuck money on that. Don't know where you got PS3 either. It's in second place and could stay that way, so who is bragging about second place? And also, that one company that you won't acknowledge has yet to recoup any losses from its gaming division, but no, this is all about Sony bashing.

So much win!

Sadly, I've been discovered as a Secret Nintendo Agent, so anything more I say must be completely disregarded. Even all my posts dissing Nintendo and the Wii U itself get disregarded too, apparently.  !!!!! I just thought of the next one!