I just realized I'm a boring person

[S.T.A.G.E.]

Slimebeast said:

S.T.A.G.E. said:

I can't really relate today but in previous years I tried to stay out of sight and mind from most people irl. I eventually gave up and realized that what I do naturally seems to attract people and at some point I stopped fighting it.  On my first day at school in any school I've been in my teachers always remember me and a couple other students before they remember the rest of the class. Girls in photography at my school ask me to model for them. I've been told I should be a public speaker, singer, model or actor as well.  I get told by my friends that I attract too much attention and that I need to tone down my charisma level. They don't really like attracting too much attention, but some like it though so its not always a bad thing. On the internet you have a great wealth of knowledge and I love online convos with you. Some people are better at writing than they are at speaking. Few people excel at both, especially when it comes to interpersonal relations.

Same here. When I just relax and act natural people are drawn to me. People are attracted by me constantly like I am some kind of Obama, Nelson Mandela, Brad Pitt or an even greater legend. Males around me are envious because I suck all the beautiful women to me, but at the same time the males admire me due to all the respect I gain. All these sexy Swedish women, you wouldn't believe how many have proposed to become a naked model in front of me. I'm practically a walking, living pussy magnet.

I detect sarcasm.