Screamapillar on 10 January 2014
DKC will move a few hundred thousand Wii U's, particularly since it's a global launch and not just North America. But no, I do not think Wii U will sell another million by the end of March. Maybe 700-800k.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
