Hints for my top 3, which will be completed tomorrow:
#3 - Diamonds are nobodies best friend in this game. Neither are rubies, emeralds and sapphires.
#2 - What doesn't kill him makes him stronger, apart from a shot from a rail cannon and 6 magnum bullets.
#1 - The ACTUAL finest example of cross-dressing in videogames (Kresnik was oh-so wrong).