Letters in animal crossing seem like such a waste of time, but I find myself sending them to townies every so often. Of course, since they can't read, I like to send them harassment letters and other novelties such as:
Dear Rosie,
thank you for that nice shirt. It looked even better when it was all wet on my hard body.
Dear Frita,
Stay away from my flowers. I will fucking kill you. Seriously. Fuck off.
Dear Bill,
You're a cool guy...but don't take this the wrong way, I'm just not into you. Sorry.
Dear Frita,
Can you move out. You're scaring the pretty villagers.
Dear Frita,
Thank you for the picture of you. I'm coming to kill you tonight.
Dear Vesta,
Say flaffo one more time and I will stab you in the belly and spill your intestines.
I think it's just hilarious how they come up to you and are so excited about your letter, and are like 'thank you for your letter! I read it every night'.
