Screamapillar on 17 December 2013
"infomercial"... it's not like it airs on TV. It's voluntary for those who want to know what Nintendo is doing for the next few months. Poor choice of words.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
