I had this one in my favorites for quite some time. It is beyond mean, but I cannot stop laughing. Damn, I feel like the worst jer in the world. It makes me cry (laughing) every time.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."